Awesome Sh*t My Patient Says
Patient: Why is your arm bruised? 

Me: I fell down the stairs.

Patient:…did your “roommate” hit you?

Me: No she didn’t hit me. I actually fell down the stairs.

Patient: Oh my God she better never hit you.

Me: I. Fell. Down. The. Stairs.

Patient: When are you going to get a husband?

Me:…I’ll take my chances with the stairs.

Patient: Why is your arm bruised?

Me: I fell down the stairs.

Patient:…did your “roommate” hit you?

Me: No she didn’t hit me. I actually fell down the stairs.

Patient: Oh my God she better never hit you.

Me: I. Fell. Down. The. Stairs.

Patient: When are you going to get a husband?

Me:…I’ll take my chances with the stairs.